True, I did send this exact same letter to other people, but that does not make it any less personal. That is because this vile being effects us all, from little sapling tree, to a curious mute boy named George with a hair problem who was kidnapped by a man in a yellow hat who, hopped up on the drugs, mistook George of a monkey or some sort of Orang-utan, yes him too.
What is evil? Where does the boogey man come from? What gave me genital herpes? Who gave CoCo my address?
What is the answer to all those questions, including this one?
Lactose.
Lactose is the evil cloud that plagues your day by day activities. Lactose is what makes people itchy when trying to fall asleep or when wearing a cast. Lactose is what killed your dog, not a car. Lactose is the bitterness left in your mouth after eating out a 75 year old man's asshole. Believe me, I know.
Join the lactose intolerant group today to send lactose back into the cows utter!
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and join the fight against gingivitis, also known as LACTOSE!
We also invite alcoholics who will get drunk for our amusement.
Love, CoCo.
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